is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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