are you still at the devil's house?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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