I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Randomize
