It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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