Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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