At least make sure they are 18
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Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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