I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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