Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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