He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
