i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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