The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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