I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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