did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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