One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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