I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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