She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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