how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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