I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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