i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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