He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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