5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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