I have demons in me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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