he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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