whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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