it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
soo... how was my night?
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