So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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