North Korea, Best Korea!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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