He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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