Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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