You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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