I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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