i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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