Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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