She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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