She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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