Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Can I color on your dick again?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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