Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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