I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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