I just pynch a tree in the face
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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