problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?