It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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