so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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