i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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