they need to just BURY HIM!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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