my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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