The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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