i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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