All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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