You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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