My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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