Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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