And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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