You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
id be glad to
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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