what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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