Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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