scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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