She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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