It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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