What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We're too hungover to prance.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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